If you’re a Taxxon reading this and you don’t know anything about television, let me tell you that being a reporter on a 24-hour news channel is a demanding job.
Looking back, this is unbelievably embarrassing, but the Sharing managed to get me to volunteer for infestation by giving me the impression that it was some kind of performance-enhancing drug. When the Yeerk Empire came for me, they infested me with a secret member of the Peace Movement. The last is the Yeerk Peace Movement, a group of Yeerks who opposed the Empire and tried to live in harmony with other species. This group included my fierce and beautiful daughter, Rachel, who faced down unspeakable horrors every day, until they eventually killed her. One was the Animorphs, an Earth-based guerrilla force of child soldiers fighting with illicit Andalite technology. One was the Andalites, the great enemy of the Yeerks, who occupied their planet and gave them the technology to create an Empire in the first place. To my knowledge, there were three forces opposing the Yeerk Empire. They could do that to an extent that human empires can only dream of, since the Yeerks are parasites who enter the brains of other species and gain access to every intimate corner of their being. My planet was invaded by the Yeerk Empire, a galactic military dictatorship who believed they had the right to enslave and control all other species. So let’s start here: I am a human of Earth.
Maybe you’re a Taxxon and you don’t even know what a TV is. I don’t know who is going to read any of this, so I shouldn’t assume anything.
I’m already forgetting the most important rule of journalism, which is to know your audience. The one thing I never got to report on is the most important event that’s ever happened on this planet: the secret invasion of Earth by extraterrestrials. You may have seen me on TV, interviewing an athlete or warning you about a dangerous winter storm.
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